Lend your eyes to the blog of a young fellow struggler, whom Paparazzo stumbled across in his route-march. Paparazzo asked the young fellow who he was. "I am called Dilbert von Ringmeister, but that is not my real name." Dilbert's Rottenfuhrer was marching beside him. He said this fellow also had an alias, and he went by the name of Catbert. On their travels they were trying to find their Wachtmeister, a man called Dogbert. Somewhere further down the slowly moving column was their officer, a pointy-headed man called Obergruppenfuhrer Bellringer. The adventures of Dilbert and co. are recorded in http://www.bloglines.com/public/christopherpaxton. Bellringer was afraid he would be exposed as a leading member of the SS, so he was also busy inventing a new identity for himself.