Where did you leave your zamzar. Its lights are on!

Paparazzo had just been told about a new toy called Zamzar. However having used it he could not recommend it to others unless they have a lot of time on their hands to figure out how to use it. As he slowly walked along amongst all his other deluded and doomed colleagues, he reconsidered and realised he might have a lot of time on his hands where he was going!